Wing Man Jesus // by D.L. Mabbott

Desmond Stavi was just biding his time as a nightclub bouncer in Haifa, looking forward to the day when he could open his own place. 
The day Jesus showed up changed all that.
What a pain in the ass.
It wasn’t bad enough that The Lord didn’t have a clue as to why the Second Coming was such a big deal; He also didn’t have a place to stay.
Desmond saved Jesus from another crucifixion, that’s for sure, but he also looked after Him, got Him a job, and even taught Him how to bend at the waist.
What Jesus did for Desmond in return took a real set of balls, and a woman’s touch.